He unzips his pants, and out pops this HUGE A man came in, already drunk, sat down at the bar and ordered a drink. One day, he comes in and orders two pints. To his amazement, the breathalyzer indicated no evidence that the man had consumed any alcohol at all! A man sat down at a bar and told the bartender, "I bet you three hundred dollars that I can piss into the cup all the way over there on the other side of the bar and not miss a single drop. See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes. The bartender asks, "Why are you laughing?
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To his amazement, the breathalyzer indicated no evidence that the man had consumed any alcohol at all! His buddies were starting to get mad. Oh Harry, you've known about that tail light for weeks. He orders three pints and drinks them in turn. Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and off; it was a fine, dry summer night, flicked the blinkers on and off a couple of times, honked the horn and then switched on the lights. When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more.
Joke A drunk in a bar pukes all over his own shirt, which was brand new before he came in. An Irishman, Englishman and Scotsman go into a pub and each order a pint of Guinness. Log in No account? When we all left home, we promised that we'd drink this way to remember the days we drank together. I didn't know about a broken tail light!